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  1. Ultima Shadow
    OMG! Waka Laka in old-school nintendo style!!! <3!!!
  2. Pike
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    http://www.keaton-world.com/music/Ke...S_Chiptune.mp3

    (P.S. Yes)
  3. kikimm
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    *anime boobs*
  4. Slade
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    Pancakes anyone?
  5. Ultima Shadow
    Ultima Weapon is so gangster.
    That he is, man.

    have i showed you my drawing i did for neocracker?
    its right here
    Yup, neocracker showed it to me. It's awesome.
  6. Agrias
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    have i showed you my drawing i did for neocracker?
    its right here
  7. Rocket Edge
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    Ultima Weapon is so gangster.
  8. Ultima Shadow
    xD!!!

    Awesome.
  9. Cybele
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    Hate Love

    Ulty finished packing. Ever since Rydia, his own true love, had been lost at sea, Ulty had been fat.

    There was nothing left for him anymore, nothing swung him, all was hate. So today, Valentine's Day, he was going on a shaking cake to become a furious my little pony.

    Just then, there was a bang knock at the door. Ulty opened it and stood there fuddy duddy for a moment, before falling to the floor in a swoon and bruising his nose.

    When Ulty came to, Rydia was holding his eye and looking green. "My love," Rydia said cockily, "I'm sorry for the small shock. I've been shipwrecked on a bounce island for the last ten years, living like Vaan facing off a rat. I was only rescued last week." She paused. "I lost my hair in the wreck. Can you still love me?"

    Ulty could hardly believe his Rydia had returned. "I will always love you, hair or no hair. Besides, you can cover it up with a care bear."

    They embraced merrily and vowed to never be parted again.

    And all was magic.
  10. Raven Nox
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    You would be the one to find that, Ultime-Sexy. xD
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Date of Birth
October 30, 1988 (35)
About Ultima Shadow
Real Name:
Googlism: "what is Ultima Weapon?" Ultima Weapon is amazing. Ultima Weapon is strongly recommended. Ultima Weapon is harder than omega weapon. Ultima Weapon is the keeper of immense knowledge and all things that are loud. Ultima Weapon is optional.
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The sexiest thing on earth.
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Waka Laka world
Occupation:
Bake me a cake and I will shake, shake and shake!!! ;)
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Enslaving the smexy.
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FFV, FFIV, FFVIII, FFIX... I think. I honestly can't decide.
FFXI Character Name:
I like... have teh overpowered charaorz with 9999999HP and stuff etc!!! lol lol lol lol lol lol lol!
FFXIV Character Name:
I will just pretend that this is an additional, shiny, sexy title.
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Terribly bad joke of the week.

by Ultima Shadow on 10-13-2010 at 05:52 PM
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...

At the hospital: a doctor and a female patient...


Doc: "Hmm, well... it looks like you'll soon have more than one mouth to feed."

Patient: "R-really, doc? Are you saying that...?"

Doc: "...Yup, you've got pinworms!"



...but wait! Here comes the funny part:



Patient: "What? Then... what should I do?"

Doc: "Well,

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OHMAHGAWDWHATHEFEWK!?

by Ultima Shadow on 09-18-2010 at 12:47 PM
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Q: What's the difference between a pigeon?

A: None. Both sides look the same. Especially the left one.
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