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    xDDDDDDD YAY!
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    I have a new wallpaper. It isn't from Silent Hill 4 anymore. Poor Silent Hill 4.
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    But whenever you're in trouble, just ask the floor for advice!
    The floor knows everything!
    I've been asking my floor about spoons for ages but it never answeres!
    It makes me so sad
    I wonder if my floor hates me...
    Or maybe itäs just a bit shy
    it's*
    But seriously... it's pretty annoying!
    I want it to talk to me!
    I want it to talk to me like a true friend would but sometimes it feels like the floor won't even nptice me
    Yeah, that's probably the case
    Maybe if I give the floor some flowers?
    What do you think?
    Ok, thanks for the advice
    We've lived in the same house for 16 years and it have never even talked to me!
    Not even once
    I WANT MY FLOOR TO LOVE ME!!! :weep:


    I COMPILED IT FOR YOU! <3
  5. I love my floor!
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    *FWAKS you* ~
  7. Show me your FIREPOWER!!!
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    zlol lolz
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    Let's make campfires!

    Then we can cook people and eat them
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About Ultima Shadow

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Date of Birth
October 30, 1988 (35)
About Ultima Shadow
Real Name:
Googlism: "what is Ultima Weapon?" Ultima Weapon is amazing. Ultima Weapon is strongly recommended. Ultima Weapon is harder than omega weapon. Ultima Weapon is the keeper of immense knowledge and all things that are loud. Ultima Weapon is optional.
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The sexiest thing on earth.
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Waka Laka world
Occupation:
Bake me a cake and I will shake, shake and shake!!! ;)
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Enslaving the smexy.
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Shads
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Favorite Final Fantasy:
FFV, FFIV, FFVIII, FFIX... I think. I honestly can't decide.
FFXI Character Name:
I like... have teh overpowered charaorz with 9999999HP and stuff etc!!! lol lol lol lol lol lol lol!
FFXIV Character Name:
I will just pretend that this is an additional, shiny, sexy title.
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Terribly bad joke of the week.

by Ultima Shadow on 10-13-2010 at 05:52 PM
...

At the hospital: a doctor and a female patient...


Doc: "Hmm, well... it looks like you'll soon have more than one mouth to feed."

Patient: "R-really, doc? Are you saying that...?"

Doc: "...Yup, you've got pinworms!"



...but wait! Here comes the funny part:



Patient: "What? Then... what should I do?"

Doc: "Well,

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OHMAHGAWDWHATHEFEWK!?

by Ultima Shadow on 09-18-2010 at 12:47 PM
Q: What's the difference between a pigeon?

A: None. Both sides look the same. Especially the left one.
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