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  1. I can hardly wait.
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    Touch him where the sun don't shine. Pluto. It probably doesn't shine there. Whenever he goes on vacation there, you have my permission to touch him.
  3. YEA! YOU GOT THAT RIIIIIGTH BABY! :banana: :rock:
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    Tell me again what you saw, Lilly Von Pedestal?

    ps:This is the final Hammerhead!!!
  5. What do you get if you mix saddam with a hedgehogg?

    Answere:(SPOILER)a murder snail

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    I think I'll pretend to understand what you meant by that.

    Hahahah! Yes! I am smart for being Psychotic! Oh-ho-ho! Oh, what a good one, my friend! You are so witty!

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  7. Wow, you'r really smart... for being psychotic that is.

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    Even the wisest cannot tell!

    But I can. Yes.

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  9. Are we all, all we are?

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    All in all is all we are!

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Googlism: "what is Ultima Weapon?" Ultima Weapon is amazing. Ultima Weapon is strongly recommended. Ultima Weapon is harder than omega weapon. Ultima Weapon is the keeper of immense knowledge and all things that are loud. Ultima Weapon is optional.
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Terribly bad joke of the week.

by Ultima Shadow on 10-13-2010 at 05:52 PM

At the hospital: a doctor and a female patient...

Doc: "Hmm, well... it looks like you'll soon have more than one mouth to feed."

Patient: "R-really, doc? Are you saying that...?"

Doc: "...Yup, you've got pinworms!"

...but wait! Here comes the funny part:

Patient: "What? Then... what should I do?"

Doc: "Well,

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by Ultima Shadow on 09-18-2010 at 12:47 PM
Q: What's the difference between a pigeon?

A: None. Both sides look the same. Especially the left one.