theundeadhero
is full of epic win
Ghost of Christmas' past
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Yes no maybe. I don't know. Can you repeat the question?

YOU'RE NOT THE GHOST OF ME NOW! YOU'RE NOT THE GHOST OF ME NOW! YOU'RE NOT THE GHOST OF ME NOW AND YOU'RE NOT SO DEAD!

What if you got worms instead of crabs?

Worms are gross.

Martyr owns the business.

Is there tequila involved?

Of course! A lot of tequila!

Martyr knows the business.

Your best bet, actually, is to look for Czech girls in the USA.

(SPOILER)But your absolute best bet, of course, is to meet your women in Costa Rica.

Bitch house. *donthitme*

What's the female equivalent of the doghouse?

I think you can straighten that sort of thing out in a pre-nuptual agreement.

If I ever get married I can only hope my wife doesn't tell me I have to stay in my room for three days because I came home way past my curfew.