theundeadhero
is full of epic win
Ghost of Christmas' past
Recognized Member

He speaks in verse; what an educated character!

The undeadhero's a bloke,
No really, this is not a joke.
In jojo's pants he is found,
he's got a pant-mound!
I suggest you don't give it a poke....

Watch out for the updraft, though.

You too, hero.

Not that I've ever made one. I have to imagine you've just been spying on me through my wide open window. Feel free to fly a paper airplane my way if there's ever anything you need.

I can see Resha has seen some of my pornos

Yeah, condescending to their level with your super kama-sutra skills...

...man, I really pushed it with that one, didn't I?

If anything they should be paying you.

This isn't going to cost anything, is it?

A fine choice sir. If you'd like to step this way...?

I think I'll just try the sex, if it won't let you down.