theundeadhero
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Ghost of Christmas' past
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Tell us something that kikimm didn't know already.

IHAVEABEARD!

Banded Keith. From Yu-gi-oh, right? That guy's a total badass you all know it.

oh god, i hate that guy!

Keith!

BREATH!

Matt Tonsilton smacked me in the chops, had his way with me, marinated me, and loaded me onto the back of his pickup truck, took me to my family tombs, dug up my family and urinated on them, and then he fed the piss and dead bodies to me, and then he put me back on his truck and we drove some more, he got me out once again, and taped my eyes open so I could watch him have his way with a variety of farm animals, shortly before he started putting assorted sharp objects into my mouth, then he took me to KFC, used me as a rape instrument, deep-fried my remains and fed me to the pigeons.

Matt Tonsilton jiggled my tits.

Matt Tonsilton penetrated me.

Bastard...
Lobster Boy sure is hot...