My cat smells like vomit.
No, that's just puke. You've had too much to drink.
I believe my life is about to pass before my eyes.
The last time i saw a german, he said "Good evening!" at an annoyingly loud volume
It's like a diary or a planner. Honestly, you'd think the Germans lost the war and didn't conquer the entire world (including Antarctica) sometimes.
*Get's out can opener* I hope I'm right.
This is one of those occasions where I wished I knew what Tagebuch was
She keeps on saying take out your Tagebuch but I don't know what Tagebuch means so I take out other stuff and feel like an idiot.
S'up man you cool dude?
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Gobbledygook!
Oh go on then
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