theundeadhero
is full of epic win
Ghost of Christmas' past
Recognized Member

I sprinkle a bit of meth in each of my pamplets and soak the paper in LSD and it gets absorbed into your weak unscaled human skin. From there, well....that's my secret.

I see you have chosen to join my religion. A wise choice, my aging primate disciple.

I was gonna say, I felt slighted. Offended on a deeply personal level.

I am imagining that right about now you want to punch your computer screen as a result of me being so unoriginal.

You are always so bad! Clearly you are asking to be *witchified*

Yesterday I had a lobster bisque soup and I thought of you

I'm afraid you're not allowed to do that!

I did not know that!

HI MATT (mattxjustin ftw)

You knwo that look when you have a twinkle in your eye. And you know the day is going to be good? That will be your face message!

MATTYKINS
wow i know a lot of matts
xD
HI <333 NEW YEARS MEETUP