theundeadhero
is full of epic win
Ghost of Christmas' past
Recognized Member

hack attack

I WANTED 100!!! ;____; *settles for 101*

101 Dalmations.

THIS IS A MONUMENT!

I love it!

Not done yet!

You'd think the local farmers
would know that i'm at large,
but just the other day
I saw an unsuspecting barge,

I snuck up right behind them,
but they were none the wiser,
I rammed their ship and sank it,
and stole the fertilizer.

A bridge outside of moosejaw
spans a mighty river,
farmers cross in so much fear
their stomachs are a quiver,

Cause they know that 'Tractor Jack'
Is waiting in the bay,
I'll jump the bridge and knock them cold
and sail out with their hay!

Cause it's a heave! ho!, hi! ho!
comin' down the plains,
stealin wheat and barley,
and all the other grains,

And its a ho! Hey!, Hi! hey!
farmers bar 'yer doors,
when you see the jolly roger
on Reginas mighty shores.

Y'arrr! Arrr! Arrgghhh!

Mountie bob, he chased me,
he was always at my throat,
he followed on the shoreline
cause he did'nt own a boat,

but cutbacks were a comin,
and the mountie lost his job,
so now he's sailin with me,
and we call him salty bob.

A swinging sword,a skull and bones,
a pleasant company,
I never pay my income tax,
and screw the GST,

From albert down to sasketoon,
a terror of the sea,
if you want to reach a co-op boy,
you gotta get by meeeeeeee!

Cause it's a heave! ho!, hi! ho!
comin' down the plains,
stealin wheat and barley,
and all the other grains,

And its a ho! Hey!, Hi! hey!
farmers bar 'yer doors,
when you see the jolly roger
on Reginas mighty shores.

Arrrr! ya salty dog!
Arrr You salty cat!
you salty moose!
Arrr you salty... gopher?

wel pirate lifes appealing
but you don't just find it here,
I heard that in Alberta
theres a band of buccaneers

they roam the Athabaska,
from Smith to port Mc'kay
and your bound to lose your stetson
if you have to pass their way

Well winter is a comin,
and A chill is in the breeze,
my pirate days are over
once the river starts to freeze,

I'll be back in springtime,
but now i've got to go,
I hear theres lots of plundering
down in New Mexicoooooo!

Cause it's a heave! ho!, hi! ho!
comin' down the plains,
stealin wheat and barley,
and all the other grains,

And its a ho! Hey!, Hi! hey!
farmers bar 'yer doors,
when you see the jolly roger
on Reginas mighty shores.

Cause it's a heave! ho!, hi! ho!
comin' down the plains,
stealin wheat and barley,
and all the other grains,

And its a ho! Hey!, Hi! hey!
farmers bar 'yer doors,
when you see the jolly roger
on Reginas mighty shores.

when you see the jolly roger
on Reginas mightyyyyyyy... shoooooooooooooooooores.

Impy, where are you?

In my left ear... NO, IN THE RIGHT!

*Is lured to teh carrot tower. * Impy? Impy, where are you?

DEATH TO CBC! *RAWR! Carrot blast*

Cbc is #1

Stawrberryman, where went the oh-so-important carrots in your farmer song?!

Empy is a dark, dangerous, mysterious man who lives in a carrot tower.

^
I love it!

I never knew Meat Pupper had a carrot fetish.

zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba! Okays?

I used to be a farmer,
I made a living fine,
I had a little stretch of land
along the C.P. line,

But times were hard,
and though I tried,
the money was'nt there,

so bankers came,
and took my land,
and told me fair is fair.

I looked for every kind of job,
the answer always no,
hiring oh, they'd always laugh
"we just let twenty go",

The government,
They promised me a measly little sum,
But I got too much pride to end up
just another bum!

Then, I thought,
'who gives a damn if all the jobs are gone?'
'i'm going to be a PIRATE,
on the river Sascatchewaaaaaaaaaaan!

Y'arrr! arr!
Arrrr!
Y'Arrrrrr!

Cause it's a heave! ho!, hi! ho!
comin' down the plains,
stealin wheat and barley,
and all the other grains,

And its a ho! Hey!, Hi! hey!
farmers bar 'yer doors,
when you see the jolly roger
on Reginas mighty shores.