theundeadhero
is full of epic win
Ghost of Christmas' past
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I had a dream that Morrissey invited me to join his special club, except for some reason I had to go outside and then there was a sniper shooting at people. What does this mean, hero?

I had a dream once.

But then I had to do a speech to my black brethren, so it got ruined halfway through.

I wish I had that dream.

I dreamt I was stepping into a bus and I handed the busdriver the ticket money. He didn't take them, he just drove on and I said "don't you want the money?" and he was like "what is money", so I said "it's a sort of measure of value." So he just stopped the bus and pulled out a gun and bellowed "give me your money" and everybody was like "do we have money did they give us money?" and they seemed genuinely fascinated that they could talk at all.

They were all some kind of robots.

scratch
one
grub

That's why his name is LunarBeaver.

I had to cut down all my trees so people would stop hiding in them.

Peeping Rantzeins!

Only slightly?

That would be slightly arousing even to me.