kikimm
is a rookie adventurer
RX Queen
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EVERYTHING I'VE BEEN TOLD HAS BEEN A LIE

How could I have been so stupid

How goes you?

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I never really enjoyed its taste either.

You could sell it to other rednecks.

But beer tastes horrible!

Go in for and steal all the beer first.

I think I've only driven through it, never actually stopped. Well, the heat was enough to keep me away before, and now that I know there's rednecks, I am going to...try to make it a site for nuclear testing? While the rednecks are still there, of course, I don't want them to disperse. Eh.

Then whatever you do, never visit Bakersfield, California.