kikimm
is a rookie adventurer
RX Queen
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I’m no good at it. When I do do it, I hold it for a short amount of time, and then my eyes go berserk all over the room. This is why sometimes girls think I am peeking at their boobs.

It's hard to do, too. I can't do it for very long, I don't think.

I don’t make eye contact.

I bet one look from you would chill their...brains.

I can’t do much with it.

They have given you POWER.

I don’t think any of them like me, anyway. I don’t care. I’m just trying to get through it. They always stop talking when I’m around, like I’m going to murder them or something. And I’m always on the opposite side of the kitchen when the place is quiet. And so on.

Oh yeah, I wouldn't want you to smile if it would be fake. You're right, people CAN tell when it isn't genuine. Then it's creepy, and could piss them off even more! But a genuine smile from a worker is nice. For me. It makes it easier for me to go up and talk to them if they seem friendly, since I'm so shy. But whatever. Don't smile.

That’s what the poster at work says. Sometimes a genuine smile can make all the difference! But I don’t think so. How the smurf do they expect me to pull of a genuine smile? That’s what I like to see, sure, but I don’t expect them from smurfing everybody. I know. When assholes smile at me, I can tell that they are being disingenuous, and I wish they wouldn’t do it. smurf. How do you do today? He doesn’t even stay around for my answer, so why bother?

People just like to see a smile, not a scowl. Or a blank face.