kikimm
is a rookie adventurer
RX Queen
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I am putting on weight.

There, there. :) You’re allowed to make mistakes.

I ate the entire bag of hard candies my mom left in my room. I didn't mean to.

Money doesn’t mean anything to vultures. What drugs have you been eating?

Well, I guess it's more like a seagull, not a vulture. But I bet vultures would do it too, for the right price.

Do they?

Vultures don’t do that.

Like a vulture.

I’m sure one of his friends will pick it out of his throat.

*milk splurts out of nostril*

Mitch has probably drowned in his own vomit by now.