kikimm
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You could try chocolate, though that might make her lick it off. Touchy situation.

I hope I don't swallow any. *gulp*

Any good spore should be able to give you a... wait, what the hell am I talking about? Just smear mud on your lips. That’ll keep her away.

Do I need to fertilize my armpits at least 30 minutes prior?

you can use it on that one girl! When she starts talking to you, sprout fungus from your armputs. It’s a little hard to get the hang of, but once you do, it’s like riding a bicycle (I can’t (lie)).

I'll try it out whenever I feel like repelling girls.

I don’t know. Don’t ask me! I actually just pretend that I like being filthy to get the chicks. It’s a little secret of mine. You should try it sometime. It doesn’t work, but try it anyway.

No, I bet they smurfing were. especially in Europe. My god. I know I never shut up about that, but still. I just can't get over it. How can you NOT want to be clean or smell nice?

Mm, now that you say that, yeah. I think you're right. They'd be cutting you with like the same things. Ew. Not washing their tools. I would never get a haircut.

I do believe that there was a time in the past when barbers were also dentists and surgeons. Hence the term ‘barber surgeon.’