kikimm
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Oh hell no

Must have been my third nipple.

It's a secret portal, or if you wanna be boring it's a mole most likely.

Yeah, they might as well have told me I was a girl for 10 years.

Oh what an ass. And what asses! Surprises me how that exchange took so long to happen though

Nah, it was there since I was born. My parents got quite a fright from it, but seemed to forget to tell me. So obviously when I found it I freaked out. I went to the doctor and he had a GOOD smurfING CHUCKLE (at my expense). He told me what it was and I went and shouted at my parents.

it just appeared one day?

I wouldn’t call it a nipple, but it is officially a nipple. I thought it was some kind of skin cancer when I first found it.

Okay is it really like an ACTUAL third nipple? Like, the entire thing? or is it small and you just call it a nipple

Could be. I wouldn’t be able to tell, though. I blame my parents, really. I mean seriously, it’s as if 2 nipples aren’t bad enough, they have to give me 3. I would rather of had a 3rd arm or 3rd leg or something... hell, imagine a second head! Unless I controlled it it wouldn’t be awesome, though. Or why even multiple parts? Why not wings, or hooves? Man, I don’t know what my parents were smoking (Actually I do.)

It must have some purpose! Attracting bees.