kikimm
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Nope. Besides appearance value, it’s totally useless. Sorry.

Can it feed kittens?

Must have been my third nipple.

Perhaps the trauma of seeing your almost-naked body forced his mind to make him not remember

this young Asian boy. He had glasses and a backpack and a bicycle and he was talking on his mobile phone. I looked at him and he looked at me and I went back inside when I realized how almost naked I was.

So was he cute? That must be the little Asian boy from that horrible movie The Grudge.

I saw him again the other day, and he was riding his bike again. Not at my house, though. Down the road somewhere. He didn’t seem to recognize me.

What the smurf? xD He didn't even say anything? So weird. I hope he's not living in your walls now.

That reminds me of something weird I have to tell you. Well, I don’t have to but I am going to anyway.

The other night, at like 3AM, I woke up in that groggy mess thing and went for a glass of water. But then I heard this... yammering coming from outside. At first I thought it was the rain, but then it sounded like a cat so I went to check on it. I stepped outside, and sitting in the shelter of the front door was this young Asian boy. He had glasses and a backpack and a bicycle and he was talking on his mobile phone. I looked at him and he looked at me and I went back inside when I realized how almost naked I was. But it was very bizarre! I am quite sure it was not a dream.

You need a gun.

I have retarded their flow by putting electric tape over every hole in the room (even power outlets).
And windows.
Now there is about one every hour or so. I can get away by just not using the computer at night.