kikimm
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Because there isn't.

Do you want me to?

Is there actually a Guam football or are you just "pulling my pisser" so to speak?

I do not play American Football or British Football or Guam Football or any kind of football.

Do you?

Do you play football?

Football players lay in them sometimes after practice and they are not dead.

There's not really much you can do in a bath of ice, other than being dead.

(Sorry was on the phone)

What am I doing THERE?

I am thinking about you in a bath of ice.