kikimm
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But he's so.....inhuman. I almost find it intimidating to talk to him. Cause he's so like rational and logical and I am so not. I will do it, though. Hmm.

Did you see that one Late Night Conan O'Brien when he talked about how she said she wouldn't have sex for a year? The counter[timer] was predictable... but smurfing hilarious.

I dare you to post a question for Jebus in his EoY.

How long do you think it would take

Oh why do I even ask. I wonder how long it'd take before she NOTICED

Someone should replace Paris Hilton's pills with candy. The laughs would be all-around.

If they want to go through that pain, whatever man

I think it's kind of cheating when someone goes to get their “balls snipped off,” then when they get married again they get them glued back on or whatever. Cheating.

Oh jesus now he's gonna have like 12 kids.

What's worse is that he recently joined that church that you don't seem to like very much.

Dirty jokester.

Yeah, aliens.

I was watching this television show about aliens with my dad and I asked:

“Aliens aren't real, right dad?”

And he said they are real.

The same goes with ghosts.