kikimm
is a rookie adventurer
RX Queen
Recognized Member

It was summer!

That's really lucky. Who the heck rides a bike with sandals wtf

Oh.. I was on my bike and the took most of the damage. I should have said my bike got it. I just went flying and I didn't know where I was or anything. Like, I thought I was in heaven. It was really the weirdest thing ever to happen to me. When I hit the ground I was like... what the smurf? I was a couple of inches away from this rock which was pretty lucky. Then all these Samoan women were around me trying to hug me and I was just like "uhh... I lost my sandal" but you'll be happy to know I eventually found it. Then I went home and my uncle was sleeping and I said I got hit by a car and we was like whoa what the smurf. The most damage I got was like a scrap on my shoulder and a bruise on my backside.

What happened? I mean...how serious was it?

Sometimes I get the urge to jump into oncoming traffic. I just think it would be... random and funny. Like a one time laugh. I guess it really wouldn't be as funny as I thought it would be. I've been hit by a car before, though. It was quite... orgasmic.

Yeah I like you too.

You would have to go in disguise. If I ever see you I'm jumping into the traffic.

If I ever happen to see you I will punch you until you say hi like the gentleman you are

I still look at the ground. When they are coming. I tried to once but it just came out in this groan and then I felt pretty embarrassed.

Oh yeah walks are fantastic. They're really relaxing. The last one I went on was nice. A stranger said hi to me and I was actually able to look him in the eye and smile back. It's progress.