kikimm
is a rookie adventurer
RX Queen
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Worms can't see, anyway. Can they? I have always just assumed they are blind.

Your friends wouldn't recognize you.

The other half. The kind that makes a new person out of you.

Wouldn't that cut your brain in half? No thanks.

Cut himself in half. Wouldn't you?

but what the smurf will do he after that? I mean yeah getting back at the person whoo ate your house is all good fun but where does it get you? You still have no house. And he probably wasted a hell of a lot of energy killing someone. He's probably nowhere near an apple tree now. So..is he done with life? What's his next move?

The hard ones (apparently) are better at cleaning your teeth. Of course you already have to have healthy teeth to be able to eat apples without losing any. Soft apples are easier to eat and if you get them at the right time they are tastier unless there is like a worm and he's like this is my house get the smurf out and then he eats you because it is the kind of worm that eats people and you say please can I just listen to Nirvana one more time and he will say ok I guess so and you will but then he will sneak up on you and then that guy will think it's another copycat suicide and he will be like courtney had something to do with it moonwalk Michael Jackson also had something to do with it oh and Oprah too smurf yeah.

Yes I have eaten one before. Many, in fact. They are good. I like softer apples. Veer.

You would've already eaten me as a soup! I know you told me you have eaten a New Zealand apple before. Or maybe that's me altering the past to how I want to hear it. Anyway back on track.

Yeah I know you wouldn't do something like that. Holy crap. If you did you might be like...retarded now. A vegetable. Perhaps a squash.