kikimm
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And some twine and a saw.

All you need for that is an hourglass figure

If they are really skinny you can store your valuables on their hips.

I can't blame you.

I know I do.

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Another good reason to not get drunk.

When they're drunk it doesn't matter, I suppose.

Someone's gotta love the porkers.

I guess they don't go for the band. The band goes for them. So they can dance and get drunk and have an excuse to bury their heads into fat girls' chests.