kikimm
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They deserve everything you gave them for walking into your house uninvited.

I bet he would have killed them himself. I guess that's not as bad as the way I was torturing them, though.

Your cat is a crusader for justice!

One time I put this bit of chicken down for them.

Waiting game.

Then I covered them with a glass and threw a match in there to mess up their oxygen levels.

Poor bastards.

My cat tried to push it over so I had to keep chasing him away.

At least you can place the bait and be confident that they will go for it. And really that's just like controlling their minds cause that's all they think about.

Not directly.

You control their minds.

If he kills himself in the bathroom then there will be a team of specialists sent to clean that up (hopefully). I think they would get rid of most of my mess. Anything left over I can leave to the ants.

Is that what you want? Is it? There's still time to clean it off.

I wonder what my cousin will think when he goes into the bathroom and see s* and c* smeared all over the bench and walls. Maybe he'll kill himself.