kikimm
is a rookie adventurer
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I am no mere woman.

Ok. Fine. I'll put you on the frying pan, and burn you to a crisp.

so you're a woman after all.....

well, you can't freeze toast.

therefore you can't freeze me.

It looks exactly like the real thing! <3



EDIT: I hate GooeyToast. I vow to put you in the freezer one day.

that means you raped me.

i shall have you arrested.

~(¯O¯~)

If I said "You", would you believe me?

Yes, and you are also twice as likely of getting a girl pregnant. Which means twice as many kids, which means twice the misery.

Did u steal that penis from someone else?

Elton John?

or....your dad?!

I can fool you, and I do have a penis. Two, actually. That makes me better than all of you.

You cant fool me.

You have a penis.

I KNOW I am super sexy.