kikimm
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Ants!

Hookworm.

Just so the bugs don't smurfing get on me.

The important part is, of course, getting dressed.

I've accepted it. I even purposely make it worse. If I take a shower during the day, the first thing I do after getting dressed again is go outside and sit on the grass. Although I feel cleaner after doing that, and not dirtier.

I tried to help. I really did. Maybe it’s best to just not worry about your feet being dirty? I mean, feet are usually dirty. Your feet probably aren’t even dirty enough to worry about anyway.

I did that for a long time. Then I got grossed out by the fact that my slippers had all that in them and were damp a lot and ew.

I guess there's just no pleasing me on this one.

Slippers?

That's creative, but unfortunately it won't work.

Walking on your towel?