kikimm
is a rookie adventurer
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You won't be able to tell the difference between a real celebrity and a bum. The bums will rise!

Bottle of wine in a brown paper bag.

Bum chic. Perhaps wearing paper bags on your head will also be in.

It'll even get on the red-carpet.

Once the famous people start doing it, it's only a matter of time.

It would probably even become fashionable.

Perhaps one could use a doormat as an apron, if they found themselves in difficult financial circumstances.

(every woman too)

But would a doormat like being you? That is what every man should consider at least once in his life.

Maybe I like being a doormat!