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I tell you a story of shootin' Jed, with a gun for an arm and a gun for a head. He came upon a midnight clear, all shootin' and cussin' and beer...
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I Beat up 3 Dogs

by Martyr on 09-16-2011 at 12:43 PM
[COLOR=#ff0000]I had one of those weird dreams today where everything felt like real life, though it is impossible. When I awoke, I was so surprised that none of it really happened.
Anyway, this will give you some insight into my broken mind and how deluded and video game influenced it is.

I'll piece together the scraps here.

I was playing something like Warcraft 2. I had an aerial view, and I think that it was all fun and games, but there was definitely some

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Updated 09-16-2011 at 07:30 PM by Martyr

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Give me a Pencil!

by Martyr on 09-06-2011 at 03:42 AM
My job is in a pretty lousy neighborhood. I have beggars who come in regularly, strange young punks who hang out behind my shop late at night so it's kinda creepy to close and lock up, creeps who walk into my store and talk about magic and whatever- kinda scary.
In any event, some dude ran into my store all hyper. Didn't look like a customer so I was thinking "beggar. High."
He runs up to my desk and says, "Give me a pencil!"
So my mind started racing. [I]I

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Don't you know I still believe!

by Martyr on 09-04-2011 at 06:45 AM
What an awesome day at work.
Every day, more people are coming in. More inventory is coming in.
After some infuriating moments this week, today was a big comeback. Maybe it was because I was there the whole time. I was able to handle everything on the spot. Maybe I should just work the full 14 hours every dang day.
No.
But seriously, today was very inspiring, and I think I'm going to have a strong 3rd month in business. I'm out of reward cards. My business cards are all

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Ominous

by Martyr on 09-03-2011 at 05:07 AM
All who live were born to die - The Vampire

So, I am involved in selling this miracle juice called Mona Vie. It's a multilevel marketing gig, which isn't usually my schtick, but I happen to be able to sell it and use it as a healthy element of my cafe, which makes it less of a pyramid for me and more of a relatively controlled source of supply for healthy, higher end drinks and mixes (although my clientele is about as "high end as a brachiosaurus' tail. That is, it's a much lower

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Pokey Mans

by Martyr on 08-30-2011 at 01:32 PM
Why do people call pokemon Pokey Mans? Do they really not know the name? I doubt it. The spelling doesn't look anything like pokeyman. Nobody would actually mispronounce it that way. Certainly not a large enough population that the mispronunciation should be as widespread as it is. No. It is obviously a method of mocking the children's game. Many time, I believe it is a term used to represent that an adult is unwilling to confess that he is aware of gaming culture enough to pronounce a weird Japanesey

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Updated 08-30-2011 at 02:04 PM by Martyr

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