Freya
is an EoFF Hero and/or Heroine
 Master of the Fork
Cid's Knight

you lie comma human-pig-thing

i like being a homosexual lupine

so...how does water taste question mark

Tip of the day: pigs can taste water

We both know that's a lie. You wouldn't have a Slushie if it weren't for me...

*urk*.... What ever you you want... *puke*... It's on me.

Yes. Little ginger men are going to eat you up.

Would it make it better if I bought you a Slushie?

That's cold. That's almost as cold as this delicious Slurpee I have here in my hand.
*Mmmmm* Tasty!

Eww gross! Slushies have way too much syrup in them.

That's why they lock people like you up in tree houses. Little ones with little windows for gingerbread men.