It's because he was making her look like a chump by beating up all her most dangerous creatures. Free pass from Paul, haha. I wanted it to be all horrifically colourful, but then I remembered that you can only do that with customs.
nah
I think it was an assassination orchestrated by Mother Nature.
Then he's a fool! A foooooooool!
Better that than to die by poncy stingray, like a coward.
Court Jesters get more respect. Oh God, I'm sorry Steve. Please forgive me...
Name a single Australian, vampire or no, to have ever been respected by the world. pwnt
You'd be like a Twilight vampire, but actually cool!
You're made of sparkly star dust! :o
You're like an equinox.
i am electro boy
Add Me to Your Mana Pool
Banished Ace
purple
Resident Critic
Not coming back.
I told you we were going somewhere special for Christmas, didn't I? Look, we're heading in the right direction, I can feel it. You just have to have a little faith. The pub is a stone's throw away, I just know it!
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