Jiro
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streme Wheelie
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.... I don't envy this bro.

Today has been a mixed bag. I got b&. You get a new girlfriend.

u mad brah?

A'yo

Yo

check this trout out yo

uhh, uhhh

my rhymes are flawless, they leave you jawless
beat you raw, listen as i rob this
mic i'm holding, smouldering with the flames i spit
no hoping, you can cry back to yo momma
and find i left her in a shallow pit
i dug the grave
but she not buried yet cuz you next, i ain't finished with this trout
go get the 12 guage from the trunk
you can't shoot cuz you gots no balls you little punk
no this slug is for you
now form an orderly queue, over your grave
and while you sweat it out you better behave
cuz i'm judge jury executioner
lettin slugs loose in ya
and as the sweat starts oozin' ya sphincter loosen
throw yo troutty drawers in the hamper
next time come strapped with a pamper
now you wonderin' why you just gotta die
it's cuz i heard from a guy who does tell no lie
That you had sex with a hippopotamus.
No seriously, what the hell dude.

I saw this chubby anime girl in a sailor moon outfit that would be the perfect girlfriend / wife for you. Her tiara had the words 'kaba desu' (that means hippopotamus in japanese)

what's your phone # so I can give it to her?

you smell nice tho






IN OPPOSITE LAND

youre so dumb you think a manila folder is a Filipino contortionist.

I used to think that hippopotami were the most dangerous predatory animals on the planet, but after seeing what you did last night to one, I'm going to have to name you the most dangerous predatory animal on the planet. Sexual predator that is. The horrors that I witnessed last night shall forever be burned into my memory, haunting me, driving me to the brink of madness. I'd ask what compels you to commit such despicable acts, but I'm afraid that knowledge would shatter what little remains of my spirit. I can only hope that someone stops you before the entirety of the animal kingdom falls to your voracious and heinous appetites. May God have mercy on your soul for the crimes upon existence you have committed.

Nope the World Wildlife Fund. The World Wrestling Federation had to change it's name to World Wrestling Entertainment because of the WWF people suing them lol