Jiro
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streme Wheelie
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No, it's a large tube with a metal lid. There's a little gap at the top so you can pull out a straw. He seemed like a plank

I think he meant those types of straw dispensers xD

The old Wings forum ruse, eh? Snark snark! What are you, some sort of snorting skunk! Put it in a basket you loon.

I'll make you cry. I will. You don't know what I know. You don't know.

You hate the word "Close". It feels... unfinished.

Riddle me this, little man. What else do you hate? An annoying sound? Hey listen, Navi? Ho ho. No no no. Oh boy. I'm wheezing right now. Utterly wheezing.

I think I'm going to make you taste some.

Welcome. This is my hour.

Oh yes, college sports are serious business. Which college sport usually depends on the region though. In the South it's football, up in the Midwest it's basketball, and the North East is all about baseball.

I had forgotten about stars. Seriously I totally forgot about stars and that you could see them and stuff! I used to live in this tiny tiny Illinois village that was like a half mile in diameter and I could see every star ever without having to wait two hours for my eyes to adjust but most of my life I've been in a major city xD

You can change me back?

Very well. The game begins. When you have had enough, you are to make a thread in General Chat. In it, you will apologise, and admit I am the better man. Only then it will end.

Yeah, it all depends where you are. Canada has a drinking age of 19 I believe. I was fine last year when I was there at 19. ALSO. Was in McDonalds in London today and I was getting a straw from the dispenser and this guy comes up and lifts the lid on it. I pull one out the dispenser the right was and pass him it and he goes 'I'm from Austraaaaalia mayte, we don't have this trout over thar' :')

After that time you felt the need to merge a double post of mine - who the smurf even cares about that rule man, it's 2012 well it was 2011 but still - and the time you edited something horrible into one of my posts, you have been treading on thin ice with me for some time. Do not mistake my mercy for complacency.

You are stepping into a world of which you have no idea. Just back off and stay out of it. Else I will bring the full weight of my thought upon you like a doom, and my malice will stalk your every move. Just remember the Apocalypse Party. Remember what I can do to you.

Tell me about Wyoming! I don't know anything about Wyoming.