Attach your balls to your face and join the circus or something, idk. I just want you to staple your balls to your face.
They didn't own you though, you sneaky bugger!
You have to. Otherwise she will come look for me....YOU WILL PROTECT ME FROM HER RIGHT!!???
Nah, more like intensive love making in a forceful way. Just close your eyes, dun struggle and it will be over in a few hours time!
Just lie on the bed and let Panda have her ways with you.
OMG, HE'S ALL BLACK!!! PANDA IS A RACIST I HEARD!!!! HOW!!???
Send me some, pal!
I admire your commitment to not studying. It's propaganda from those fascist commie bastards anyway.
Hey, the Romans were damn straight people. They did things for the greater good! Sounds like a perfectly good law to me xD
I don't wash so the JOKE'S ON YOU!
i am electro boy
Add Me to Your Mana Pool
Banished Ace
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Resident Critic
Not coming back.
I told you we were going somewhere special for Christmas, didn't I? Look, we're heading in the right direction, I can feel it. You just have to have a little faith. The pub is a stone's throw away, I just know it!
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