Jiro
is an EoFF Hero and/or Heroine
streme Wheelie
Recognized Member

I'M TRYING TO SAVE YOUR BABY

Well there you go. Your inspiration.

And when they have life changing experiences, they'll be like, "Man, the Dream Sage was RIGHT."

And you'll be that guy who says really cryptic trout when he gives drugs, so it just makes drugs even more awesome than they already were.

I'm assuming it's the bowler hat you already have?

All you need are some drugs and a bowler hat, and you're good to go.

You're a sage.

Man, I wish I had whatever little pill it was you gave me, though.

It was surreal.

What does it MEAN?

I think you're my spirit guide.

It means that you gave me some pretty hardcore trout, I assume.

You were also wearing a bowler hat.

I just had a really strange dream. You were in it, and you were dealing drugs/handing out pills. You came to me and gave me one. You said, "What do you want to be? Hero of Olympus, or the mountain of heroes? Champion of everything, or hero of nothing?" Then you put it in my hand and told me to have fun.

Dude, why are you so eloquent in my dreams when you're giving me drugs.