Jiro
is an EoFF Hero and/or Heroine
streme Wheelie
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Anyone who can't tell the difference between chocolate cake and poo is broken.

It's fun turning people's cake just before they eat it, though.

Everything I touch turns to . xD

That reminds me of the signature I had in about 2006.

You should be able to find a translated version somewhere! Try Project Gutenburg. They've got all of the classics and some translated versions.
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My primary school and secondary school both became after I left, haha. I have magic powers.

Woo :D!

Chaucer is a revolutionary. Without him, modern English might not even exist! It may have been faded out by now, rather than growing and adapting to the stresses put on it. Chaucer proved that New English was just as expressive as French, and particularly the English written language. His poetry is genius. :3

Make sure you find a translated version of The Canterbury Tales though, unless you're adept at deciphering Middle English. I'm sure if you keep a web browser open so that you can search and catch various references to different things, you should be okay. If you don't feel up to it though, just find a New English version and you'll be fine.

I recently started reading a Middle English version of The Tempest. It's in its original manuscript form and it is kicking my ass.
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Haha. It's always a shame when a good school is ruined by an incompetent headteacher.

Your school needs to be bombed or something.

You should have argued and shown them why you were better than everyone else.

And then killed them.