*puts on makeup*
I feel like I need to shave my head and wear a toga to live up to my reputation.
They're always one too few, if you ask me.
Ohh, I know. A private jet.
So I've got money, talents and loose women. What more could I ask for?
I suppose poetic ogres is a valued rarity these days.
That's the great part about plot twists, as long as you're one of the protagonists. (rhymes!)
That's what I like to hear!
If only I wasn't an ogre.
I'll just ride to the mountain beyond mountains and defeat the evil warlock who's poisoning the land.
i am electro boy
Add Me to Your Mana Pool
Banished Ace
purple
Resident Critic
Not coming back.
I told you we were going somewhere special for Christmas, didn't I? Look, we're heading in the right direction, I can feel it. You just have to have a little faith. The pub is a stone's throw away, I just know it!
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