We're such heroes ... if only more people were like us.
At least it will sort out famine.
That's why I have invested research into a new sun lotion. Ingredients are simple: Olive oil, strawberry aroma, and the body of an emaciated African child.
Yes! And to show how amazing we are, we'll reverse physics to make the Sun orbit around the Earth.
I think we should crush the Earth so it's flat. If the Earth was flat, we could install giant rockets at the bottom and fly anywhere.
Soon we'll have so much, the Earth will be insignificant!
I think we should make some sort of space elevator which can allow us access to any planet in our solar system.
We would also have an air unit which doesn't contribute to global warming.
I think we should do some biology studies and see if we can make flying animals. Nothing can go wrong when one is in the possession of a flying animal.
I can imagine the future history books. "The Fluffy Kangaroo Paradise era, 2009-forever"
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Not coming back.
I told you we were going somewhere special for Christmas, didn't I? Look, we're heading in the right direction, I can feel it. You just have to have a little faith. The pub is a stone's throw away, I just know it!
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