Jiro
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streme Wheelie
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Also, was my first speech okay?

Will you sticky the thread I'm about to post? see private feedback forum for details.

Explain yourself.

You, sir, are a disgrace. Where are you such that you can't get internet? xD

Tragically, I had to finally trade in my Elite Knight armour. Y'see, I got myself access to Noldor gear and...well, it's quite good. I also have a small unit of very expensive Noldor Twilight Knights and... well, they're quite good. I've essentially won the game. I just fought a Jatu army - 500+ enemies - versus my 130, of which 20 were Twilight Knights. I won. With two casualities. Holy trout.

You start off with a -20 relationship, don't you? I thought it was just part of the game, since the backstory says that the Noldor are constantly warring against humans. Maybe it has something to do with my starter choices, then?

The worst thing was, I'd go to help them in battle, but if I didn't get out of there fast enough once it was over, they'd bloody attack me! I had to disband a load of my foot soldiers and archers and replace them with horses just so I could run away fast enough, haha.

How's your game going?

That would be the sickest my man : ) I'm actually planning a trip to New Zealand from July-September. I know that's still far away from Australia, but it's closer than ever I suppose. Who knows, I might visit Australia too!

Just spent about an hour improving my relations with the Noldor. Up to 0 from -20, haha. I basically ran away from them in the direction of other armies, waited for them to attack that army instead of me, then joined the battle on their side. Got +4 rep each time! Now I'm gonna have to do it again to get them to +16. But it's harder because they won't attack me anymore. God damnit. :/

This whale is mesmerizing

Ah yeah, the impoverished noble route. I chose the mysterious father, because how brilliant is that? I ended up with incredible starting skills.

Finally made my Elite Knight. It's not perfect, but it's pretty damn close. I think I'm gonna hack the game files and move the dagger to the right, like the original.

I WAS RESERVING MY LAST SLOPPY HUG TO YOU!!!!!!! SLOTH HUGGG