KentaRawr!
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

You are into star wars too?

What if you fall to the dark side?

He is a professional kick-ball-into-goal-man. Or athlete I suppose.

He'll probably be gone soon anyway, I've been rotating pretty heavily as of late.

Sadly not, it's just the man presently rocking in my avatar is named Dirk

Haha, you're still innocent.

I hope you will stay innocent and adorable! But with more knowledge each passing day!

So will you visit the hospital to eat vegetables?

You won't eat them right? Hamsters eat their own babies.

Will there be baby hamsters if that happens?

You need a mate though!

Because I don't own you!!

You are an independent happy hamster with your own life!