Notice the past tense. xP.
xP! My Lauri used to be a Model
Hey, if you find big heads sexy that's up to you.
Lauri is sexy
...
Lauri has a strangely enormous head.
Says me
Says you.
Bish Bash Bosh
Oh, how every day I cry out in pain because I have nothing to fetch my shoes. Or shoes, for that matter.