Is it even legal for them to get drunk???
That's no excuse. Penguins should be held to a higher standard.
They were drunk, they didn't know what they were saying.
Oh it's true, ma friend. The drunken penguins revealed it to me the day the Titanic sunk
I didn't even think it was possible.
The seals are not druggies!
They were too stoned to respond. Don't hold it against them.
High seals! They didn't say hello back
They're going high to warmer places?:rolleyes2
Yes, we've all seen what happens to seals with cocaine addictions, terrible.