What do feet taste like?
You can, but apparently the handle tastes like feet.
Can I eat the hammer?
Knock yourself out. Here, have a hammer
CAN I EAT THE FOOD?
An the food might make a decorative mess.
It would give them a lovely tonal quality, though. You could start a symphony.
That would be so impractical. :rolleyes2
Do you ever bang them together whilst they've got food in?
I've been known to like it, but I only truly appreciate it with the addition of pots and pans.