The best way to kill a piglet is the gut. You'll need a; Combat knife Pig Table Paper maché Hound Dog Bath Okay, so you're sitting there and you think, "Hey, I'm just as good as anyone else! I deserve to gut a pig every once in a while! Maybe even make myself a paper maché hat while I'm at it!" (No, no, no this doesn't continue.)
You've got a little bit of drool...just there.
I prefer to eat them raw and alive. You just get the kick out of it when you bite its head off and its body is still struggling.
Murdered so somebody could eat bacon.
Maybe it wasn't murdered. Maybe it just got raped.
RIP Mr Piggy
Hmm, that is true. I won't even tell you what I saw done to a pig last week
Sometimes Ï can be a right bastard!