Well, Sian, you'll regret telling people your name is Sian. "Why might that be?" I imagine Sian is asking. People will never stop using your name now, Sian. It'll be Sian this, and Sian that, and before you know it you'll change your user name to Sian and the Empire will crumble right before your very eyes, Sian. You wouldn't want that to happen, would you, Sian?
oh. oops.