Anaisa
is holding an ORB
Banned

Oh no Resha, you are not a stone hearted beast! You are a wondrous gracious creature!

anaisa is too kind for the likes of stone-hearted beasts of burdens like me TOO KIND

That was a truly fantastic speech, the best Ive ever heard infact! I'm going to give you another one for best speech!

Okay, first off, I would like to thank Anaisa for giving me this fine award. Over the years I have worked very hard at being unemo. There were struggles, of course, so I have to thank all those who got me through the hard times. First there was my dog Freckles when I was 8 years old. I was about to cry because I wet my pants at school and all the kids made fun of me, but before I could cry, Freckles tackled me to the ground and licked my face until I just couldn't be sad anymore. I was so happy that Freckles was there and I laughed and laughed and laughed. Of course, when Freckles died a few years later, I almost cried once again. This time, I had my pizza delivery boy, James, to thank. James, without you, I would have cried all night when Freckles died. But that supreme pizza with extra cheese was just so good that I couldn't stop eating it. And since I was eating, I didn't have time to cry. By the time I was done finishing the most delicious pizza I've ever experienced, I couldn't even remember that I had a dog. That was for the best. I would like to thank my parents for raising me well, and for telling me that crying is only for losers. If it wasn't for them, I would probably be a loser that cries all the time. And finally, I would like to thank the academy. Thank you, and I love you all.

Yes you do.

Haha, I won a ciddie! Do I have to make an acceptance speech?

I wish I were that cheerful. I'll award you this for being unemo.

I'm definitely not tough. I do have tear ducts, I think, because my eyes water a lot. I don't think I'm crying though. They water a lot when it's cold out or when I'm snowmobiling. But I can't remember the last time I cried because I was sad. I'm sure I've done it at some point.

You can't cry? Have you no tear ducts? Or are you just tough? Or are you tough, an without tear ducts?

Oh?

I don't cry, though if I was capable of crying I just might.