Id play me. Who would you want to play you?
Good thinking! Who would you want to play you in the movie?
Thats really quite the tale. I think if all that happens we'll have to take it to the big screen.
Well, it turns out that no one is out driving tonight. Everyone must go to bed early in this town. I'm pretty disappointed, I wanted you to be able to avenge me. I was greatly looking forward to that. Maybe I would even survive long enough to see you. With my last breath I planned to say "Anaisa, I'm really glad you could..." and then I would die right there leaving you to wonder how I was going to finish. Then, in this crazy fantasy I'm inventing as I sit here and type, you were going to drop to your knees and look up at the sky and then give the middle finger to the clouds. Then I was going to come back to life just for an instant to give you a thumbs up and then die again. Maybe all that can happen tomorrow morning.
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo :weep:
Oh I do. I almost want to go find someone to run me over on purpose now. In fact, I'm going to do that right now!
I'm glad you find my vengeance suitable.
No one has ever shed several berzillion tears for me before! I am so happy that you would do all that to avenge my death!
Yes, Id shed several, several berzillion. You may think that number doesn't exist, an thats because as far as I know it doesn't, Ive coined it especially, because the existing numbers just aren't enough. Then I would track down the killer, an dress him up in the ultimate unitard, for the ultimate revenge. An then I would run him down with a steam roller.
Would you shed a tear if you read on the front page of your newspaper that "RSL died in a tragic accident when a crazed raindow unitard hating man ran over him as he was taking his morning jog"? (Because yes, that would certainly make the front page of your newspaper.) (And of course I always take a morning jog.)
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