Im wondering now if this means your second secret counteracts the first.
Hmmm. Well, another secret is that I like to make up ridiculous lies when I'm on the internet.
Well, that is quite a revelation! An you can share as many secrets as you like.
How many of them do you want to know? I'll start off with one. ...this one is really bad. I... I'm sometimes sexually attracted to tacos.
Well, time for you to share....
Oh crap. This is gonna be embarassing.
Yes, very much so.
Do you want to know my deepest darkest secrets?