Anaisa
is holding an ORB
Banned

Well, I feel priviliged to have such revelations here. I wonder why it is that you've bumped into lamposts so often? Are you clumsy in general, or is it just lamposts you have trouble with?

Ok.
Here goes:

When I was six or seven (or possibly three) I walked into a lampost and it hurt so much that I cried.
I walked into a lampost again at the age of eleven, this time I was more surprised than hurt.
And finally I walked into another lampost at the ripe old age of 13, and by then I was so used to walking into lamposts that I just shrugged it off.

The funny thing is, It was a different lampost every time.

I want to know all your deepest an darkest secrets.

(You're supposed to ask me what you want to know now.)

An thats exactly what I was hoping for. Great.

That is exactly what I was hoping for!
Now I will tell you anything you wish to know.

Will this do? :rock:

I would like a rock, please.
Not too small, not too large.

Oh, well then what do I have to do to prove myself?

You have to prove yourself to me before you get to know any of the good stuff!