RAWR.
Maybe that's why she has that flap on her neck. It's to store extra sand for them.
They were made for each other.
Fern is a beast, an deserves to have to eat sandy marmite Ryvitas.
You know what's just as bad as the Dove Hags? Fern Britton on those Ryvita ads! Two nasties in one!
Some people aren't ignorant, they're just stupid.
Why are people so damn ignorant? There were a couple other high schools I heard about that had threats too. Pisses me off.
That would be pleasant. They suspended him though, but still decided to have cops at our school today just incase. The sheriff's office is investigating it because they have no idea if it was just a prank, or not. They also bought monitors for the secretary office to watch all the doors. It was intense.
Perhaps he will trip and fall straight into a state prison.
I hope he goes out, trips on his trench coat, an disappears from public view forever.