Anaisa
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Banned

Better a Dove-Hag than a Sahag, I always say.

Miss Anaisa, I have discovered something interesting. It is a show called "Make me Beautiful". It turns Dove-like hags into tolerable women. The problem is that it shows them in their Dove stage, naked, at the start.

You've assended to 4000 usernotes (Super Saiyan 4) without me

Just do it anyway.

I wonder.... if I killed an maimed a few tracksuiters(chavs) could I get away with it, if I declared that I had done it to bring about medical advances?

Ya know that more medical advances have been made during war time than have been made in peace time. I guess patching people up to kill each other some more is educational.

Without conflict, how can we ever achieve rising action? Climax?

For heaven's sake, I mean, we can just totally forget about denoument.

Toast from the start.

(SPOILER)Don't give me none of that: "I like toast. I eat it for breakfast in the morning."

Conflict ftw!

No conflict please.

Yes. Better not get dragged into the conflict.