Cecilia
is holding an ORB
...

*Sigh* I already told you, Bobby, you're not evil, just get over it already. However, I might give you some lessons in the art of Evilness.. for the right price, of course..

Karma? Nah, not my thing.

Or that is what I want everyone to think. Maybe I am actually EVIL INCARNATE?

But the whole karma thing sucks!

Yes, most things, which do not include the horrors which I can bestow upon you. Don't be too hard on yourself, you know as well as I do that you're just a weak-minded child.

Oh, is that so? Well, by being evil I can rob banks and such, and get as much money as I want, while at the same time hurt people, so I do believe I will stay the way I am.

Or so you think :P I was corrupted at a young age. I can handle most things.

Sure it does, I get money once a month for being nice.

Good, then you have studied. Well, things I know are far worse than anything you have heard/seen/experienced, so I believe I shouldn't hurt you more.

I know, you are most of the time. And as you can see, it does not pay.

I am aware of the difference. AND MY PSYCHE IS NOT THAT FRAGILE. Trust me on this one. If it were, I would have long ago been reduce to a vegetative state.

T_T I was trying to be nice. *chains saws all you Sephy plushies* THERE HAPPY NOW?

Well, that's right, it does. Still, there is some difference between the two, I believe. However, I won't go into that subject any further, for the sake of your fragile psyche.

I can't keep count of how many of these you have given me.. *throws Sephiroth plushie into the closet*

Ahhh, I see.

Sadism implies a sort of maliciousness.

YAY! *gives Cissi Sephy plushy to appease her*

Yes, maybe some do at certain points, but I don't care. I'm only nice to people if I can get something good out of it, but even then I'm only moderately nice.

Sadistic? Yes, I do recall being called that, though I'd myself would say malicious. It's probably true, however.

I hate everyone, it's just a matter of how much I hate someone. There is like a scale, you see. I can't tell you much, but let's just say you're a bit higher on that scale than most people, thereof the perks, like me being nice to you at times. You should be grateful and feel honored.

Some people do deserve kindness though.

Sadistic much?

You would not talk to me if you hated me!