Oh pshaw, Crash chased after MP every chance he got! He'd be HONOURED! :rolleyes2
You sure Crash wouldn't commit suicide first?
I said we send Crash to marry him so that he will commit suicide .
We could always hire a hitman! Or an Olympic mascot! Same difference.
MEAT PUPPET CANNOT BE KILLED VIA NORMAL MEANS. YOU MUST USE THE EXPERT MEANS.
That was possibly the funniest thing MP has ever said. Let's kill him so that he will never descend into DEPRAVITY! (not that he hasn't already but ssh, I just want to kill him)
Warning: The front two rows may get wet
Never mind, i'm not in the mood for a comedy today anyway!
The Encore is a killer, though.
The second act is quite disappointing, to be honest.